rubbishapples:

July 2nd.

182nd day of the year.

It’s 12pm.

Congratulations you’ve officially wasted half a year.

hella-radmusic:

fakmybitthole:

what


That dude is turning into a freaking stingray

hella-radmusic:

fakmybitthole:

what

That dude is turning into a freaking stingray

utterly-insane-panda:

mossyelf:

phiife:

this eases the entire fuck out of my mind.

Goodnight

Aghhh


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gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

thranduilsenpai:

ineloquentformalities:

ridingsheepinnewzealand:

play it just do it

Play this at my wedding, of funeral. Either.

I could tell by the picture that I would not be disappointed. And I was definitely not.

SOMEBODY POST THAT SPIDERMAN GIF THAT DANCES TO EVERY BEAT ON THIS BECAUSE LET ME TELL YOU IT MAKES IT 2000 TIMES BETTER

I Have No Life.

  • 1. What are you doing right now?
  • 2. What's the last thing you ate?
  • 3. What's the last alcoholic drink you had?
  • 4. Who is your favorite follower?
  • 5. Craziest place you've had sex?
  • 6. How many people have you had sex with?
  • 7. Describe the person you like?
  • 8. Have you ever cheated on someone?
  • 9. Ever been cheated on?
  • 10. Biggest lie you've ever told?
  • 11. What kind of shampoo do you use?
  • 12. Who is your favorite family member?
  • 13. 5 celebrities you find attractive?
  • 14. Who was your first kiss with?
  • 15. When did you lose your virginity?
  • 16. What kind of cellphone do you have?
  • 17. What color is the shirt you're wearing?
  • 18. Ever had sex in the shower/bath?
  • 19. Is there any person you would do anything for?
  • 20. What are you listening to right now?
  • 21. What is the meaning behind your URL?
  • 22. Do you like horror movies?
  • 23. Last person you texted?
  • 24. How long does it take you to get ready for the day?
  • 25. Pick one food to eat for the rest of your life?
  • 26. Last person that pissed you off?
  • 27. Do you have any followers that you talk to regularly?
  • 28. Any weird sex stories?
  • 29. Would you rather go to a concert or be in a band?
  • 30. Favorite Disney movie?
  • 31. Coke or Pepsi?
  • 32. Favorite thing during foreplay?
  • 33. Favorite restaurant?
  • 34. Favorite comedian?
  • 35. How long have you had your Tumblr?
  • 36. Ever taken someone's virginity?
  • 37. What's on your mind right now?
  • 38. Do you watch any reality TV shows?
  • 39. Have you showered today?
  • 40. Cuddling or Spooning?

orgyganic:

deadguy95:

orgyganic:

the mechanic came over to fix my broken stereo and he died while fixing it and i still had to pay for him being there and its not even fixed what the fuck

he died????

wait i forgot to say this is the sims 3 but even if it wasnt i’d still be pretty pissed

thecutestofthecute:

English Bulldog puppy at the sea

chubbythecorgi:

Make way make way! I have four legs!!

- Chubby wubby, enjoying his little holiday getaway. Happy 4th of July everyone!

theanimejunkie:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

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